The last time I was in Germany the Berlin Wall was coming down. No shit Chet No shit. The day started out in of all places London. I met this girl while i was touring around blighty who just happened to be German. And she took me home to meet her country.. I spent three days in her apartment and we listened to David Hasselhoff sing in the distance. What a time to be alive. Anyway, that's my Germany story and here are my monster Keys to Patriots Victory.
Shake off the Jet Lag
Arrive early. … i would have left Tuesday
Get plenty of rest before your trip. …
Gradually adjust your schedule before you leave. ...
Properly time, bright light exposure. … mostly for Gremlins
Stay on your new schedule. …
Stay hydrated. … key to life too
Try to sleep on the plane if it's nighttime at your destination. Pats left at the right time of day.
RUN THE GODDAMN ROCK
It’s like beating a dead O'Brien here. Indy is giving up 125 yards per game on the ground, that number swells to almost 150 over their last three games. I want to see up the gut and off tackle pounding all day long. SET THE GODDAMN TONE. Eliminate Forest Buckner and get into third and short.
Sixes not three’s
This key does not negate a take the points mentality that has served me well over the years. What I'm trying to get accomplished here is more trips into the Red Zone. While the Pats are near the top of the league in scoring TD in the Red Zone 66.67 % they are thirty first in the league in trips to Disney. 2.2 per game. Finish Drives.
The weeklies
Win the turnover battle - no draws My spread is + 2
Limit the Laundry - this is getting difficult with the crap crews assigned to the Pats.
Own Third Down - it's bordering on the pathetic here. Win early and you win Late, 3rd and 23 WTAF
Own the Red Zone - gotta get there to own it bubbleheads , take care of the first three weeklies and this happens more.
Flip the field - Bury them deep and then turn the next key.
The Hunt for Red October
“ Captain, what is it ? Where are we going ? We’re going to kill a friend, Yevgeni. We’re going to kill Ramius “
It's no secret Gardenr Minshwew has been one of my favorite QB’s since he entered the league. I’d always thought he would do well here in New England , but he isn't here. While Minshew isn't confused easily he doesn't always see the forest for the trees. Get into Match Quarters and Get into his face. Like any QB he hats to get sacked, but it's to a point where he will try to make something out of nothing and this burns him. Force him to take shots he shouldn't.
Eliminate The Big Run
I don't care if the Colts run the ball, I truly don't. What I care about is keeping Jonathan Taylor and Zach Moss from breaking off big plays. huge gains have crippled this defense especially on third down. Tighten up
That's it my rabid readers . you like i are now just looking for some good football to eand this season on. Smart football clean football. We are only half way through this season. There is time to see what's what and who should be here in 2024. It starts Sunday.